Drunken Monkey Jam: The Easiest & Fastest Banana Jam Recipe

Introduction

Oh, the scent of something sweet bubbling away on the stove! Does it remind you of cozy mornings, lazy afternoons, or maybe even a special gift you once received? For me, this Drunken Monkey Jam brings back all those happy memories and more. It’s one of those incredibly simple recipes that feels like a culinary magic trick – you end up with something so delicious and charming with barely any fuss. Seriously, if you’ve got ripe bananas hanging around, you’re just minutes away from homemade jam bliss.

Why You’ll Love This Recipe

  • Fast: Perfect for when a craving strikes!
  • Easy: Minimal ingredients and straightforward steps.
  • Giftable: Beautiful in jars, it makes a thoughtful homemade present.
  • Crowd-pleasing: Everyone loves a good jam, and this one has a unique twist.

Ingredients

Gathering your ingredients is the first step to jam-making success! Here’s what you’ll need:

  • 4 ripe bananas, mashed: The riper, the better for sweetness and flavor!
  • 1 cup sugar: This helps with preservation and that classic jam sweetness.
  • 2 tablespoons lemon juice: A little acidity balances the sweetness and helps the jam set.
  • 1/4 cup water: Just a splash to get things started.
  • 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract: The secret ingredient that adds a lovely aroma and depth.

How to Make It

Let’s get this jam party started! It’s truly as simple as it sounds.

  1. Combine everything (almost!): In a medium-sized saucepan, toss in your mashed bananas, sugar, lemon juice, and that little bit of water. Give it a good stir to make sure it’s all cozy together.

  2. Simmer and stir: Place the saucepan over medium heat. Now, this is where a little patience comes in. You’ll want to stir pretty constantly to prevent sticking and burning. Watch as the mixture slowly thickens and transforms into a beautiful, jam-like consistency. This usually takes about 20 to 30 minutes, but keep an eye on it! You’re looking for that glossy, spreadable texture.

  3. The finishing touch: Once it’s thickened to your liking, carefully remove the saucepan from the heat. Stir in the vanilla extract. Oh, that aroma! It’s just divine.

  4. Jar it up: Ladle your warm jam into clean jars. Let them sit on the counter and cool down completely. Once they’re cool, you can put on the lids. If you’re planning to can them for longer storage, make sure you’ve followed proper canning procedures. Otherwise, keep them in the fridge!

Substitutions & Additions

This recipe is wonderfully forgiving, and you can totally play around with it! Here are a few ideas:

  • Spices: A pinch of cinnamon, nutmeg, or even a tiny bit of ground ginger can add a lovely warmth.
  • Boozy Twist: For a true “Drunken Monkey,” consider adding a tablespoon or two of dark rum or banana liqueur at the end with the vanilla. Yum!
  • Citrus Zest: A little orange or lime zest can add a brighter, zesty note.
  • No Sugar? While sugar is key for jam consistency and preservation, you could experiment with a natural sweetener like maple syrup or honey, but be aware that the set might be softer, and shelf life may be reduced. You might need to adjust the cooking time as well.

Tips for Success

Even the simplest recipes can benefit from a few insider tips. Here’s how to ensure your Drunken Monkey Jam is a smashing success:

  • Don’t rush the cooking: Patience is a virtue when making jam. Letting it simmer and thicken properly is key to that perfect consistency.
  • Stir, stir, stir! I can’t stress this enough. Constant stirring prevents sticking and ensures even cooking. If it sticks, it can burn, and that’s a flavor no one wants!
  • Test for set: To see if your jam is ready, place a small plate in the freezer before you start cooking. When you think the jam is done, spoon a tiny bit onto the cold plate. Let it sit for a minute. If it wrinkles when you push it with your finger, it’s ready!
  • Prep your jars: Make sure your jars and lids are sparkling clean. If you’re canning, sterilize them according to canning guidelines.

How to Store It

Once your beautiful Drunken Monkey Jam has cooled, you’ll want to store it properly to enjoy it for weeks to come.

  • Refrigerated: If you’re not canning, store the cooled jam in airtight jars in the refrigerator. It should last for about 2-3 weeks.
  • Canned: Properly canned jam can be stored in a cool, dark pantry for up to a year. Always check for a good seal before opening.

FAQs

Can I use less sugar?

Yes, you can experiment with less sugar, but be aware that sugar plays a crucial role in jam setting and preservation. Reducing it might result in a softer set and a shorter shelf life. For best results, stick to the recipe’s sugar amount or make slight adjustments.

How do I know when the jam is thick enough?

The “cold plate test” is your best friend! Chill a small plate in the freezer. Spoon a tiny bit of jam onto it, wait a minute, and then gently push it with your finger. If it wrinkles, it’s ready. You can also look for that glossy, thick consistency as you stir.

Can I make this jam vegan?

This recipe is already vegan! Bananas, sugar, lemon juice, water, and vanilla extract are all plant-based ingredients. Enjoy!

Drunken Monkey Jam

An incredibly simple and fast banana jam recipe that's perfect for using up ripe bananas, gifting, or enjoying on cozy mornings. This jam is giftable, crowd-pleasing, and easy to make with minimal ingredients.
Prep Time 5 minutes
Cook Time 30 minutes

Equipment

  • medium-sized saucepan
  • Jar(s) clean and sterile if canning
  • small plate for testing set

Ingredients
  

Main ingredients

  • 4 ripe bananas bananas mashed
  • 1 cup sugar
  • 2 tablespoons lemon juice
  • 0.25 cup water
  • 0.5 teaspoon vanilla extract

Instructions
 

  • Combine mashed bananas, sugar, lemon juice, and water in a medium-sized saucepan. Stir well.
  • Place the saucepan over medium heat. Stir constantly to prevent sticking and burning. Simmer and stir until the mixture thickens to a jam-like consistency, about 20-30 minutes.
  • Remove from heat and stir in the vanilla extract.
  • Ladle the warm jam into clean jars. Let cool completely on the counter before Lidding. Store in the refrigerator or can for longer storage.

Notes

For a true 'Drunken Monkey' jam, consider adding 1-2 tablespoons of dark rum or banana liqueur with the vanilla extract. A pinch of cinnamon, nutmeg, or ground ginger, or citrus zest can also be added for extra flavor.

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