Prep Your Stars. Start by finely, finely mincing the dried beef. I mean tiny little bits! Then, tackle the onion. This is crucial for a smooth dip – mince that onion as small as you possibly can. No one wants a big raw onion chunk in their dip!
Combine Everything. In a medium-sized bowl, add the minced dried beef, minced onion, dried dill weed, dried parsley, mayonnaise, sour cream, and MSG (if you're using it).
Stir It Up. Grab a spoon or spatula and get mixing! Stir everything together until it's completely combined and looks smooth and uniform. Make sure there are no streaks of mayo or sour cream left behind.
Chill Out. This is maybe the hardest part because you'll want to dive right in! For the best flavor, cover the bowl and pop it in the fridge for at least an hour. This allows all those delicious flavors to meld together and for the dip to firm up slightly. Overnight is even better if you have the time!
Serve and Enjoy! Once chilled, give it another quick stir and transfer it to your favorite serving bowl. Surround it with sliced bagels (toasted or not!), bagel chips, crackers, pita bread, carrot sticks, celery, bell pepper strips – whatever your heart desires! Watch it disappear!